Betrayal at House on the Hill

[angelcage]

[ You sleep, the ground cold beneath your cheek. The ground is hard as stone, cold marble beneath a fine layer of dust that doesn't come anywhere near acting as a cushion. The dust stirs with your breathing.


>> Wake up ]

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[withintreason]

[ . . . very carefully, like, she's being very patient right now ]

Just so you know, even if we have a contract, I won't stand for any comments about my appearance. Drop the subject.

[ anyway we're just going to leap like

really high into the air gomen

time 2 look for a road that might have a car that i can jack ]

[dendarii]

All right, all right. It's just --

[ Probably for the best he didn't finish that sentence. The sudden jump into the air sure took care of that.

Looks like somebody's driving a minivan down there. ]

[withintreason]

[ COOL

LANDING, FUCKING, IN FRONT OF THAT MINIVAN. JUST FUCKING IN FRONT OF IT.

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO TERRORIZE THIS POOR COUPLE INTO SITTING IN THE BACK SO SHE CAN COMMANDEER THIS ]

[dendarii]

[ sorry random people. Miles waves weakly at them in apology. And then he is passing the fuck out. ]

[withintreason]

[ good because now you don't have to deal with me going literally 120mph to find a fucking hospital. i am breaking so many fucking traffic laws right now ]

[dendarii]

[ He wakes up just enough to occasionally stare out the window and make very alarmed noises. oh god he wants this dream to stop already. ]

[withintreason]

Haha! Don't worry about it, Master! Just sit back and relax!!

[ she's driving in the opposing lane

probably a good idea to go back to sleep ]

[dendarii]

How am I supposed to relax--!

[ but he's going to pass out again, thanks a lot mordred ]

[withintreason]

You're doing a fine enough job already!

[ I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WANT TO KEEP GOING OR END IT HERE IN ANY CASE SHE'S WHACKY SPEED RIDE THAT MIGHT INVOLVE SOME COPS BUT HE'S GETTING TO A HOSPITAL!!!! EVENTUALLY!!! SOON ENOUGH!! REALLY QUICKLY!! ]

[dendarii]

[ well. they live, anyway. and now Miles has to figure out what the fuck to do with a contracted sword ghost. FUN TIMES ALL AROUND. ]

[withintreason]

[ she likes smoking and eating tons of food and doing sports it's like having a murderous dumb jock around ]